DEARLY BELOVED BRETHREN...
We are gathered in the Holy City of Bristol as we say together:
Arr Father, who art in 'Artcliffe
Hanham be Thy name
Thy Kingswood come
Thy Willsbridge be done
On Earth as it is in Hengrove.
Give us this Days Road our daily Bedminster
And forgive us our Totterdown
As we forgive those who Totterdown against us.
And lead us not into Temple Meads Station
But deliver us from Eastville
For Thine is the Kingsdown
The Patchway and the Brentry
From Easton to Ashton
Avon.